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“Ye meant everything to me—a second chance at something I thought I’d never have again.”
Two weeks relationship btw

“Ye meant everything to me—a second chance at something I thought I’d never have again.”
Two week relationship btw

Little bitch Maddie what the actual fuck-

“We were two people falling in love” they’ve been together for TWO WEEKS and they were only fucking

She was the one that wanted to call him daddy, and now he took his daddy role seriously (e.g. he doesn’t let her drink alcohol without permission) and now she’s complaining saying “I didn’t sign up for this when I started calling him daddy, I’m annoyed” WTF

I’m this 🤏 close to dnf this

19yo virgin + a grown ass man who hasn’t cracked in a long time= quickie (man couldn’t last five seconds bro)

I’m bored, honestly I thought this would be a quick smutty read

Sorry man your wife was wrong for hating your Irish accent but she was right for not wanting to see you in a kilt ☠️

Slow