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There are also impersonal drawings [in the Babylon Lottery], of undefined purpose: one drawing will decree that a sapphire from Taprobane be thrown into the waters of the Euphrates; another, that a bird be released from a tower roof; another, that a grain of sand be withdrawn (or added) to the innumerable grains on a beach. The consequences, sometimes, are terrifying.

Borges is a comic genius. The literary equivalent to Christopher Guest.