Status Updates From Toreador (Vampire: The Masq...

first half: zzzzzz

second half: Resident Evil Nemesis

toreador vampires are definitely cancer

vampires need magical viagra ✍🏻

ok, so vampires get creative blocks too?

There is a character called Vegel and this book, and his disappearance is referred to as "the Vegel matter." lol lmao even

We're 3/4 through, and they've just introduced an evil Mesopotamian artefact of unspeakable body horror - this is the fucking シルバー事件 again and I am here for it. Victoria Ash would call me a smart boy and I'd expire instantly and be refused entry into heaven for all the unchristian thoughts that'd enter my head. The only minus is Malkavians not being weird and prophetic enough.

I'm not super in love with this, despite it being sexy 90s goth vampires. It's a little bit too heavy on description of things, places and actions, where you'd think the conversations with immortal Cainite vampires would be *the* interesting thing here. A happenstance conversation I had with a Spaniard reading these clan novels told me Toreador it was a slow start. I guess we'll see.