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Jordan
is 91% done
Idk if Linda Holmes is good at book endings.
— 17 hours, 17 min ago
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Isabel
is 29% done
woke baseball player could only be written in 2019 before they all made sure we know they drink raw milk
— Feb 26, 2026 07:36AM
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Jordan
is 71% done
“You gave me a hickey.”
“Don’t be sorry, shit, this is almost enough for me to get on instagram. I’ll just write ‘having fun up here in Maine!’ then put up the picture. I’m taking a selfie.”
— Feb 25, 2026 04:18PM
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“Don’t be sorry, shit, this is almost enough for me to get on instagram. I’ll just write ‘having fun up here in Maine!’ then put up the picture. I’m taking a selfie.”
Jordan
is 70% done
“Oh I get it, you thought I took bullshit classes? Just a lot of ‘running laps 101’ and ‘how to tape your ankles’?
Fuck this book is making me GIGGLE.
— Feb 25, 2026 04:14PM
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Fuck this book is making me GIGGLE.
