Status Updates From Irene Iddesleigh (Illustrated)

At least this madness is short.

I begin to doubt my ability to go on.

Now if everyone resolved conflicts like this fellow there’d be a whole lot less of them

“Sympathise with me indeed! Ah no! Cast your sympathy on the chill waves of troubled waters; fling it on the oases of futurity; dash it against the rock of gossip; or, better still, allow it to remain within the false and faithless bosom of buried scorn.”

What eloquence! Does anyone care to analyse it?

It’s free on kindle by the way…

I now understand why a lot of highschoolers didn't like English class. If this is what a lot of classic literature looks like to folks, no wonder they struggled.

They finally had some dialogue lmao