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Reading this is akin to being invited as a chief guest to a feast. And i am feasting. Eating the most sought after delicaces the english speaking world has known.

I can't do this rn.

I will throw my fking phone away dude what is this!!!!! How dare he. This is incredible. I'm dying.

(Reading at work) I'm so brave for my not bawling after every third line!!!

He could not read enough of Gogol; he even tried to teach himself Russian so that he could read him in the original. He was the only one in the class who knew that Yevtushenko really existed.