Status Updates From Lucky Break (Clean Slate Ra...

Sean is silly. If he has no place to go, why not stay? Eat all they give you and ask for more. I don't have that kind of pride but I've also never been homeless.

No one introduces their mom by their first AND last name when they're in a crowd of friends. What an awkward speech.

I hate when my main characters meet their love interest and then immediately start thinking about a booty call. With another person.

The hiring process at Clean Slate Ranch:

"Do you still speak to your family?"
"No."
"Do you have trauma related to a dead or abusive partner, or have you otherwise participated in someone's death?"
"Yes."
"Great, see you Monday."