Status Updates From Nisemonogatari, Part 1: Fak...

"The way she talked... these weren't slips of the tongue, but somersaults." 😭😭😭😭

"Besides, how busy could you be?"
"How busy could you bee?"
"That doesn't even make sense unless it's written down!"

I missed silly stuff like this 😭

"You've actually been pretty quiet lately. Why up and kidnap your boyfriend out of the blue? Is this some new trend in domestic violence I haven't heard of?"
As usual Araragi is in situations

"Relax, Araragi, I'm going to protect you. You won't die, because I'm going to protect you."
"As much as I appreciate the random Evangelion allusion..." 😭😭

Don’t give up, go get ’em, you got this.

You can lose the match and lose people’s hearts─but if you don’t lose to yourself, then you haven’t really lost.

We live, until we die.

When God closes a door, he also breaks a window