Status Updates From Nekomonogatari (Black)

I wasn't going to die in vain. I wanted to die for Hanekawa but that also meant I didn't want to die unless it was for her.
How self-centered it was, how self-satisfied it was. I simply had a selfish desire in my heart to die for Hanekawa. I wasn't risking my life in thr slightlest, and close to no part of me didn't care if I died.

And Araragi didn't die. Big L. He keeps trying to die every book and fails

I love her so much I dare not even touch her. Not a finger. It wasn't like there was a reason. I loved her, thinking I loved her, feeling I loved her. I knew that I loved her. I love her so much I can't stand it, but these feelings aren't romance. My feelings for Hanekawa had gotten so out of control that they'd gone beyond romance. I mean, I feel like I want to die for her.
FINALLY U REALIZED

She's a dreadful girl, like the living embodiment of the butterfly effect - chaos without reserve. What a talented director. What a terrifying director. Such a trivial, cliché, and even heartwarming little episode like burying a cat that had been run over is liable to turn into an incident that shakes heaven and earth if she gets her hands on it.
UGH HOW MUCH I LOVE HANEKAWA‼️‼️

Things are happening i guess. I thought the next chapter would be free of weird stuff but NO!!!!

I can excuse some scenes, like Araragi lifting Hanekawa's skirt to make the interaction easier, for her to hit him and THEN excuse her abuser. It makes sense in the story. To tease her for 4 pages about what he's gonna do to her if she promises to do anything??? after the #backstory and #abuse reveal???? Girl be fr

almost 100 page of incest.......... I need Hanekawa's arc to start soon so we can ignore the siblings forever

"You realize we're only at the opening scene and you're acting like a completely different character? Think about consistency with the previous installment."
"I wasn't standing out compared to all the other characters so I thought I'd try to act like stalker."//
"All I can do is take my hat off to her."
"She's already taken her underwear off, there's no need for any more clothing to be removed here."