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james
is 55% done
how the fuck is that even possible????? is it even possible???? im going to throw up.
— 14 hours, 52 min ago
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james
is 46% done
so you see the bloody pile of human cubes on the floor in the dirty, rotting house that you're barred in miles deep into the boondocks and you think pepper spray is going to save you?????
— 15 hours, 5 min ago
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james
is 40% done
HE LOCKED THE FUCKING DOOR AND YOURE QUESTIONING THE LOGISTICS OF LOCKS???? WHAT ABOUT THE SAFETY OF YOUR UNBORN CHILD YOU DOOFUS????? YOUR PARALYSED HUSBAND???? IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
— 15 hours, 22 min ago
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Chelle𓆏
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I really don’t like the random little jokes that the author tries to throw in because they don’t land. They’re not funny and it’s almost cringe.
— Aug 13, 2026 05:39PM
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