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These books are a hate crime to the English language.
They are also a cry for help because no sane happy woman would write these and think “awww cute.” #FreeDevneyPerry
Unfortunately they are also like my own personal brand of heroine (there’s a twilight reference for ya 😎[this is the reference of a killer bella])

FYI this is a hate read and it’s been a hate read from chapter 1. The only reason I’m still reading it is because my neck is so messed up and I’m in pain when I move.

I think any man that says “does it hurt that bad?” While a woman is in active labor should be taken out back and shot. I’m not even exaggerating.

Congratulations Devney you’ve successfully wrote a character I hate more than foster for the Eden’s series. Didn’t think it was possible considering my hatred for that man but here we are.
Actually here I am hate reading a book about a 32 year old child screwing up the lives of a sweet girl and her unborn daughter.

Alright Leo I know you have a brain the size of a pea but try to dust it off and see if it still works. The word of the day is ✨communication✨ can you say ✨communication✨ try it. I know that’s a big word for Elmo but try to not be so useless.

Im sorry I was under the impression that Leo does not have a vagina or a baby growing in his uterus. Is that wrong? Because the ways hes acting you would have thought he was the one growing a whole human by himself at 24 with absolutely no promise of support and not Cassidy. I am furious at Leo. He’s a grown man and he’s throwing essentially tantrums because he’s dealing with the consequences of his actions.

I’ve decided reading a Devney Perry book is like eating a pizza but every bite you take you have to spit out. She time skips things way too much.
She could write up bullet points of what happens in her book and it would be the same thing as reading them. Now I think this is something that has gotten better in the Eden’s series yes, yes I do. But it’s awful in this series.

Less than 24 hours ago I thought to my self “I want to read a Devney Perry book” and as I look back now I have no clue what delusional demon took over me.
Am I engrossed in this book? Yes I am.
Am I enjoying a word of this book? No I am not.
Leo deserves to get hit by a car repeatedly✌️😚

Oh you’re kidding I hate this man

“6 months later” ????? I liked Leo but he can choke 😭