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Okay I will admit the conspiracy that both the US and Soviet Union agreed to hide the fact that they both fucked up and lost two submarines is infinitely more plausible than anything else he's said

How does Mike explain oceangate do you think

And now he's citing a fictional film btw

He's so mad that scientists want more evidence and won't just agree that a blurry sonar image is definitely aliens

I like that he showed me a photo of what looks to be Vaguely Weird Rocks next to a fictional space ship from Star Wars and was like "so it's probably a space ship"

I think he's stupid

Mike continues to not know what a hypothesis is

And now we've just entirely abandoned the Bermuda Triangle to talk about Weird Ocean Sightings in general

Okay he does definitely have a photo of

Something

Here

But to ME it looks like a photo of an unauthorised torpedo launch and not like potential evidence of aliens

Mike this is less aliens and more A Crime

Oh gd not his stupid fucking ball experiment that he claims disproves Newtonian mechanics when objectively speaking it supports them

Mike, you cannot make a free energy machine. You literally just cannot

Gd the DK in action is An Experience

Mike I also don't understand physics but I can tell that you DEFINITELY don't understand physics

This part feels antisemitic but I can't articulate how or why

Citation needed

Mike continues to not understand what topology is

Why are we talking about space man

Also Mike does not appear to know what a scientific hypothesis is

I forgot he thinks astrology is real 😭

Oh boy Mike is misinterpreting scientific studies again

Okay well neither Neptune's Great Dark Spot or Little Dark Spot were at 19.5 degrees latitude so that's debunked

And the Great Red Spot also isn't at 19.5 degrees latitude

This was extremely easy to look up btw

1. Why is he talking about mars
2. Why is he talking about math journals like there's only one and it's owned by nasa

Oh no, Mike don't do a physics chapter man. You're just going to embarrass yourself. Mike.

I don't think Mike knows how boats work

I did some math and if this guy flew his plane at the safe maximum speed from the point where he said he accelerated to the point where he was in Miami the trip would only have taken about 45 minutes

Which is how long it too

Man did not time travel he just flew faster than normal 😭

Like it is hilarious that he keeps going "this doesn't make any sense" and then proceeds to describe just an absolutely massive collection of issues that completely explain the disappearance of the plane

Every single time without fail he's like "and this plane did have this issue but that should have been fine"

Like obviously it wasn't lmaooooo

I want to know what this guy's theories are about the disappearance of Amelia Earhart bc I bet they'd be batshit

This guy keeps saying the most insane bonkers shit and then going "could this be possible?"

No man

I don't think this guy knows how bad a complete single person airplane explosion is

You can't tell me that during pre-flight check THE PLANE WAS FOUND TO HAVE NO CLOCK and that they went out A MAN SHORT and then pretend it's a great mystery that they vanished come the fuck on

You can't be like "this plane went out a man short" and then pretend it's a mystery worthy of investigation that it vanished

Yeah I kinda feel like all the information about the horrific state of the airforce base the "missing" flight flew out of maybe can explain why the plane and the search plane both vanished actually