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I’m howlingggggg with laughter.
By creating a canine/human hybrid, Professor Filipp Filippovich Preobrazhensky, accidentally acquires a petulant child. I’m pretty sure I’ve had conversations like this with my parents as a teen. “What are you wearing I gave you money to buy NICE shoes!” “But mommmmmmmm everyone is wearing Uggs now!!!”
The polygraf polygrafovich joke really made me laugh.
— Dec 31, 2025 09:34AM
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By creating a canine/human hybrid, Professor Filipp Filippovich Preobrazhensky, accidentally acquires a petulant child. I’m pretty sure I’ve had conversations like this with my parents as a teen. “What are you wearing I gave you money to buy NICE shoes!” “But mommmmmmmm everyone is wearing Uggs now!!!”
The polygraf polygrafovich joke really made me laugh.
