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This is written from Majorca, which tourist agents call 'The Island of Love', adding that the sun always shines in Majorca, and that it is always summertime here. Don't be misled! It is always summertime here because we put the clock one hour back several years ago—for daylight saving—and have never since put it forward again; this is very hard on my sun-dial which is always an hour wrong now.

The English masses have fallen away spectacularly from their nineteenth century Protestantism and prefer to believe in some form of reincarnation.