Status Updates From Breakfast at Sally's: One H...

I don’t really believe he went from all that success to being completely alone, living in a van with nothing but his trusty dog. The smell test is just not panning out. He must have done something to piss off everyone in his former life, EVERYONE?! Way too unbelievable. Sounds too much like he just all of a sudden became a victim. I have to relegate this to CNF at 25% read.