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ana ♡
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WHERE DOES THIS TRAVESTY TAKE PLACE? HO. HO. HO.
‘Well, Crumley’s in The Maul, for one. Very popular, the Hogfather Grotto. They always have a good Hogfather, apparently.’
LET’S GET THERE AND SLEIGH THEM. HO. HO. HO.
‘Right you are, master.’
THAT WAS A PUNE OR PLAY ON WORDS, ALBERT. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED.
‘I’m laughing like hell deep down, sir.’
HO. HO. HO.
death can i sit on ur lap
— 13 hours, 8 min ago
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‘Well, Crumley’s in The Maul, for one. Very popular, the Hogfather Grotto. They always have a good Hogfather, apparently.’
LET’S GET THERE AND SLEIGH THEM. HO. HO. HO.
‘Right you are, master.’
THAT WAS A PUNE OR PLAY ON WORDS, ALBERT. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED.
‘I’m laughing like hell deep down, sir.’
HO. HO. HO.
death can i sit on ur lap
ana ♡
is on page 105 of 357
I MADE SURE SOME OF THEM SAW ME. I KNOW IF THEY ARE PEEPING.
‘Well done, sir.’
YES.
‘Though here’s a tip, though. Just “Ho. Ho. Ho,” will do. Don’t say, “Cower, brief mortals” unless you want them to grow up to be money-lenders or some such.’
the ones who peeped grew up to be either saints or serial killers
— 16 hours, 20 min ago
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‘Well done, sir.’
YES.
‘Though here’s a tip, though. Just “Ho. Ho. Ho,” will do. Don’t say, “Cower, brief mortals” unless you want them to grow up to be money-lenders or some such.’
the ones who peeped grew up to be either saints or serial killers
