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ana ♡
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I COULD GET INTO THE HABIT OF DOING THIS, IN FACT.
‘But you won’t need to, will you, master? […]’
YES. OF COURSE. I HAVE ALWAYS CHOSEN THE PATH OF DUTY.
‘Right, master.’
I AM THOROUGHLY IN CONTROL AND FIRM OF PURPOSE.
‘No problem there, then, master.’
NO NEED TO WORRY AT ALL.
‘Pleased to hear it, master.’
IF I HAD A FIRST NAME, ‘DUTY’ WOULD BE MY MIDDLE NAME.
‘Good.’
NEVERTHELESS… HO. HO. HO.
— 6 hours, 16 min ago
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‘But you won’t need to, will you, master? […]’
YES. OF COURSE. I HAVE ALWAYS CHOSEN THE PATH OF DUTY.
‘Right, master.’
I AM THOROUGHLY IN CONTROL AND FIRM OF PURPOSE.
‘No problem there, then, master.’
NO NEED TO WORRY AT ALL.
‘Pleased to hear it, master.’
IF I HAD A FIRST NAME, ‘DUTY’ WOULD BE MY MIDDLE NAME.
‘Good.’
NEVERTHELESS… HO. HO. HO.
ana ♡
is on page 180 of 357
A JOB WELL DONE, I FANCY.
‘Hmph,’ said Albert. He sniffed.
WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT WARM FEELING YOU GET INSIDE?
‘Heartburn!’ Albert snapped.
DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death, NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.
albert you party pooper
— 9 hours, 46 min ago
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‘Hmph,’ said Albert. He sniffed.
WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT WARM FEELING YOU GET INSIDE?
‘Heartburn!’ Albert snapped.
DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death, NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.
albert you party pooper
ana ♡
is on page 129 of 357
WHERE DOES THIS TRAVESTY TAKE PLACE? HO. HO. HO.
‘Well, Crumley’s in The Maul, for one. Very popular, the Hogfather Grotto. They always have a good Hogfather, apparently.’
LET’S GET THERE AND SLEIGH THEM. HO. HO. HO.
‘Right you are, master.’
THAT WAS A PUNE OR PLAY ON WORDS, ALBERT. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED.
‘I’m laughing like hell deep down, sir.’
HO. HO. HO.
death can i sit on ur lap
— May 10, 2026 09:02AM
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‘Well, Crumley’s in The Maul, for one. Very popular, the Hogfather Grotto. They always have a good Hogfather, apparently.’
LET’S GET THERE AND SLEIGH THEM. HO. HO. HO.
‘Right you are, master.’
THAT WAS A PUNE OR PLAY ON WORDS, ALBERT. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED.
‘I’m laughing like hell deep down, sir.’
HO. HO. HO.
death can i sit on ur lap
ana ♡
is on page 105 of 357
I MADE SURE SOME OF THEM SAW ME. I KNOW IF THEY ARE PEEPING.
‘Well done, sir.’
YES.
‘Though here’s a tip, though. Just “Ho. Ho. Ho,” will do. Don’t say, “Cower, brief mortals” unless you want them to grow up to be money-lenders or some such.’
the ones who peeped grew up to be either saints or serial killers
— May 10, 2026 05:50AM
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‘Well done, sir.’
YES.
‘Though here’s a tip, though. Just “Ho. Ho. Ho,” will do. Don’t say, “Cower, brief mortals” unless you want them to grow up to be money-lenders or some such.’
the ones who peeped grew up to be either saints or serial killers
