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annie is insane. she named her baby after nora ephron and her dead mother and put nora ephron first?

i don’t think she needs to forgive her mom. fuck her!

i don’t like when people are prideful about money. i’m taking whatever is offered right now. i’m cashing the check immediately!

annie fucking sucks! she really strawmanned and tried to gaslight the hell out of chloe. why are you taking notes about things that happened to her? why did you write a movie about her and not even think to give her a name that’s not completely obvious that it’s her? “you wanted me to not marry the love of my life, to not live my dreams and stay here and be miserable?” bitch, who the fuck said that?

did this book forget that in the last one that chloe just up and went to new york with annie at the end of it?

if annie doesn’t give chloe money from writing a movie inspired by her i’m gonna be pissed. annie fucking sucks.