Status Updates From If the Shoe Fits

Ugh. Languorous is not pronounced langorious

I forgot that this is better with eyeballs. Narrator is fine but mispronounces common words which is annoying.

Yk I wanted to dnf it because I hate the gay for you trope so much but AGH I couldnt stop thinking about them and here I am and THEY ARE SO CUTE 😭

I despised "gay for you" "I like all men but only one woman" trope when I was a baby lesbian at 20 years old and I despise it now at 28 years old

The ANGER I feel when I read it
So close to dnf someone convince me not to

“And the way she pronounces assume like azz-youm is so fucking weird and I don’t like it”

I know there ways more I could’ve noted but this has been laughing out loud each time I replay in my head and I’m just thinking noting it might help me move past the sentence 😭

This is a great book. The reader is shit.

New reader 😭😭