Status Updates From Sophomore Surge (Sophie Fou...

eldon carruther another straight banger of a character! 1OA but his team still fucking suuuuucks! he doesnt wanna be the franchise saviour all he wants is for the weight to be off his shoulders and to play hockey!!! he never asked to be unfairly judged by my favourite girl and yet!!! "sometimes i forget how much i love hockey" shooting me in the chest would be less painful!!! "you dont need to hate me" fuuuuuuck!

dima fr one of my favourite side characters!! he is so dear to me!! my charming boy with his horrible english and endearing personality🥹

sophie fournier describing women "her hair glistens under the sun, the sweat shining on her rosy cheeks, standing regal in her under armor"
sophie founier describing a man "we call him [unrelated nickname]. he has legs like a chicken."

clocked her ass so bad i knew travis was a real one

FULLY CRASHING OUT RN burn so slow they havent even met yet but METAPHORICALLY they are scissoring across the ocean I AM BLUSHING wtf. sophie girl i get you so bad.

"if the team knows elsa's sending her videos theyll ask if elsa's coming next year. or worse, theyll see elsa sending her hockey videos and it will reignite the hockey-porn discussion" LIKE I DID NOT JUST SAY THIS WAS A SEXT

at this point EYE am yearning for elsa... pls come home your wife is lonely and the kids miss u....

oh elsa girl I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE🤨 these gays!! theyre trying to murder me!!

me whenever sophie fournier mentions elsa nyberg: 🧐🤨🫵🏳️‍🌈

sophie fournier your desperation is sooo delicious to me oh boy