Status Updates From The Invisible Man
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kay
is on page 73 of 208
random guy: take this gun for when he comes
police: no dude that’s murder
random guy: i’m no rookie i know the law i’m going for the legs. ayo barkeeper lock the doors
barkeeper: nah dude you got a gun
random guy: whatevs *cocks gun*
— Aug 18, 2026 06:17PM
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police: no dude that’s murder
random guy: i’m no rookie i know the law i’m going for the legs. ayo barkeeper lock the doors
barkeeper: nah dude you got a gun
random guy: whatevs *cocks gun*
kay
is on page 62 of 208
invisible man is forcing someone to do his biddings
rando: I’m the worst person you could have picked *lists reasons why he hates himself*
invisible man: bro stfu
rando: I don’t have that dog in me
invisible man: “I’ll stimulate you” (idek)
rando: pls no
rando: ykw maybe i’ll fuck up on purpose
rando: “I wish I was dead”
invisible man: bro stfu
— Aug 18, 2026 06:11PM
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rando: I’m the worst person you could have picked *lists reasons why he hates himself*
invisible man: bro stfu
rando: I don’t have that dog in me
invisible man: “I’ll stimulate you” (idek)
rando: pls no
rando: ykw maybe i’ll fuck up on purpose
rando: “I wish I was dead”
invisible man: bro stfu
