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a chapter called “Captain James T. Kirk is a beautiful lesbian and i’m not sure exactly how to explain that” i’ve never had an original experience in my life ever

“After a number of years being vaguely troubled by an inconsistent, inexpicable sense of homesickness, I woke up one morning and remembered my home address, having forgotten even that I forgot it in the first place, then grown fearful and weary at even the prospect of trying to get back.” WOAH

“Even if I never read another book, I’m still a person with intrinsic value, and later I’ll be a river.”