Status Updates From The Hero and the Hacktivist...

I just realized this is part of a series, which is probably why it feels like I've jumped into the middle of a conversation. Also, these MCs are SO WEIRD. I can't decide if it's funny, or too bizarre. Like, the FMC is a constant stream of gross euphemisms. Ding dong? Cooter? I'm currently sort of stunned into continuing to read this.

Did not finish.

I can’t tell if this is actually funny or just so fuckin dumb that I’m cry laughing