Status Updates From My Grumpy Old Bear (Lovable...

Noah: ”What do you like to do for fun, honeybear?”
Brooks: “For the love of god, don’t call me that.”
Please god, let him keep calling me that.
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🤣🤣🤣 Brooks, you adorable grumpy bear!!! I live for your chaotic inner monologues!!! 💀💀💀

“Do you know this song?” when they’ve both said they’re obsessed with country music and it’s ring of fire by Johnny Cash is WILD

Ugh.
He's a grump. I got that from the title. I didnt need to have it repeated every 3 sentences.
And gracious so many red flags.

Can't.

Honeslty, I'm a lil proud of myself. Its very difficult for me to dnf, but yea, I actually could just, do something else. Yay.

oh god i also went from super active to basically doing nothing because of my physical health and i’ve put on weight because of it. will i manage to finish this chapter without crying???

This books is a little bit too long but I don’t really mind that much it’s so funny 😁

« Insect Porn” 😁
This book is hilarious. Brooks is phenomenal 😆😆

“He’s a kid. Well, okay, not technically a kid because my attraction would be fucking disgusting and I’d throw my own ass in jail,”
I love Brooks already 😁
The cover is kinda creepy though, he looks like a not so good looking version of George Clooney

“...he’s totally undressing us with his eyes.” That’s it! If he’s undressing anyone with his eyes, it’s me, god dammit! If these bitches wanna throw hands, I’ll throw hands! I took a deep breath to calm down, reminding myself I couldn’t fight a couple of young women. Like, I literally couldn’t; with my bad back, they’d probably beat the shit out of me
🤣 A hold my earrings moment if there ever was one!