Status Updates From The Lightning-Struck Heart ...

So, the adventure part is done, which, by my calculations, the adventuring was only half of the book. Again, I feel this book is bloated with too much unnecessary stuff. And I hate how much I like it.

Then it goes back to being addictive. DAMN YOU T.J. KLUNE

Despite my issues with this, I'm kind of hooked

Finally the actual adventure starts. This book is bloated with way too much shit, the humor is starting to be exhausting, and wtf is up with "horse racism?" This book is squandering its potential

Listen, this book is fun. No doubt. But 13% in and Sam is on a date and there's no adventure. I picked this up for an adventure.

Ok, listen, first chapter. This is so hilarious. I had to stop reading Simon Snow.