Status Updates From The Twisted Ones

Dnf at 48% I cannnntttt, I’m so bored. The pacing of this is painfully slow, there’s not enough happening to keep me interested And after reading some reviews that say they were bored and that pushing through wasn’t worth it, I’m not pushing through 😭😂

“Do you think it knows we’re in here?”
“I think the sofa suddenly appearing in the window might have given it a clue.”