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Kay Jay
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"I don’t get a good look at his penis, purposefully avoiding eye-to-dick
contact. Penises freak me out. Especially uncircumcised ones. They look
like sweater sleeves curled inwards after a wild ride in the washing
machine." 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
— Jun 25, 2026 10:31AM
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contact. Penises freak me out. Especially uncircumcised ones. They look
like sweater sleeves curled inwards after a wild ride in the washing
machine." 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣







