Status Updates From With This Ring (Imp, #11)

I love Samael. 💕 Also, Sam just made a horrible trade/other stuff agreement with the president, didn’t she? 😬

Yay more imp! Yay Sam and Gregory getting married!!

Also down playing the weapons against angels & demons is stupid

Irl the Canadian minister is average looking when compared to the general population. When compared to most politicians he’s hot only bc the rest are mostly old decrepit white men

We beat her off with sex toys hehehehehe I forgot how funny Sam is

😱 he 🥊 the hag in the pussy!! 🤣

The hag has a Venereal disease!!! I’m dying 😵

Child protective services? The ridiculousness of that is 🤯 I mean she’s not just a fucking demon she’s the ibis

Liz totally hid his cousin Karrae’s puzzle 🧩 piece under the carpet. Hahahahahahha 😈

Lux & Karrae dripping off a high rise made me snort water up my nose 😂

Gawd Dar, you’ve got your mits in everything. 🤣

Hahahhah the hellhound loose & fending for all his food would be cray. 😜 the cemetery would be empty & the air would be filled with smoke from all the cremations 😂

I’m going to announce new hell is paying for we’re gonna pay for shit I know that you know that they don’t need to know that


🤣 😂 I AM DYING!!!!

Fast track the ilegal demons to citizenship & give them the 🗳” BUT not the illegal angles.
“ I have no problems with legal angels it’s just the illegal ones I have a problem with”
😂 🤣

“I’ve met that new mayor of Chicago & he’s a great guy. A great guy. Fan of mine, you know.” Well there’s nothing covert about who this president is.
😆 Debra absolutely let the 🐱 out of the 💼 this 📖.

You’ve got to be 🥜 to put Sam in charge of food, strippers, venue & party favors. I’d let her choose the dick shaped cake 🎂 & booze.