Status Updates From Perfect on Paper

I can’t put it down

Honestamente, de todas las cosas que son culpa de Darcy, the letters getting stolen is the one thing I don't actually think is her fault

Did Jack bad-mouth DARCY and Brougham hit him?

Daaaaamn. Por un lado, I do feel bad for Darcy porque al ser la narradora uno le coge cariño, pero por el otro...not unexpected and also she deserved it

Girl you’re being a hypocrite

He’s going to ruin his fate by constantly texting Darcy me thinks

Girl that’s messed up

I hope que la haya echado por la pelea de sus papás porque si no, bitch, the fuck you mean “you’re clearly not prepared” and “let me know when you have something”? YOU haven’t given her anything besides “i want to get back with my girlfriend”!

Darcy is actually so funny