Status Updates From 盜墓筆記第一季 卷一：七星魯王宮．怒海潛沙 (盜墓筆記...

in which xiaoge & pangzi choose discretion over valor: "That guy chasing after me saw it, cried out ‘not good’, and then turned around and ran. I looked at the situation and figured… there was still a possibility that I could defeat [the monster]. But the fire of revolution had to be preserved and I hadn’t yet finished the task given to me by the organization that hired me, so I also turned and ran."

"But how can we, the materialist revolutionary workers of the
proletariat, believe that there are such things as ghost soldiers in the world?" oh Wu Xie i have some bad news to give you

"When I thought about it, I realized that I didn’t have much to bring with me. In fact, all I had prepared was a digital camera and a trowel, which made sense because I was a grave robbing intern anyway." wu xie you hopeless fuerdai i'm literally crying, you should have died 57 times in this volume alone

okay fine KENNEDY i'm fucking starting over. we're fighting now by the way. this is a fight

I'm finally reading the original story 😂 idk why it took me this long lol