Status Updates From The Curse of Lono

What kind of sick instinct would cause eight thousand supposedly smart people to get up at four in the morning and stagger at high speed through the streets of Waikiki for 26 ball-busting miles in a race that less than a dozen of them have the slightest chance of winning?

Uhck. I am definitely being dicked down by a Fisherman because if I weren't .. I would have absolutely no business with this book.

.. I have written a few excerpts for a book I plan on "publishing" one day and it honestly reads just like this. Psychotic and Spotty.

I don't even know