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‘His traditional values have a good side as well. He’s very family oriented and respectful. Nikki, you go on about how narrow-minded everyone else is yet you think there’s only one way to live and fall in love. Anybody who isn’t like you is doing it wrong.’ 👏

"Mum’s lips contorted further into a smile. A flush spread across her cheeks. ‘When I told you that your father died in bed, I didn’t mean that he died in his sleep. I let you believe that because …’ She cleared her throat. ‘Because he died from strenuous activity. In bed.’" 😂 (I knew it 🌝)

‘We serve soft drinks and juice,’ she said. The women did not budge. ‘And chai,’ she said. This was an exaggeration – they had Earl Grey but she could throw in some milk and cinnamon...' 😋

‘I have to say, it was pretty nice having langar in the temple that day though. I didn’t realize how much I missed home-cooked dal and roti.’
‘I missed it too,’ Nikki admitted. ‘Weirdly enough, I never cared for dal when I lived at home. I know if I called my mum to ask her how to cook it, she’d try to use her dal to lure me home. I thought, how hard can it be? I bought some lentils in the supermarket...' 😋

“Use ghee to grease things up down there.” 📝

"In traditional Indian morality tales, wayward children were the primary cause of heart conditions, cancerous lumps, hair loss and other ailments in their aggrieved parents." 😬