Status Updates From Suicide

“Who names their band Suicide?” She walks away shaking her head.
Funny, I think to myself. Alan Ginsberg one time asked Alan Vega the same question before screaming at the frontman for fifteen minutes about their name and finally kicking Vega out of his apartment.

"Marty, who was used to Alan’s theatrics , barely even looked up as his now-blonde frontman entered the green room. He looked as if Ziggy Stardust had been dragged behind a car for miles and then set on fire."

"Suddenly, out of nowhere, Alan shrieked. A beer bottle fell to the floor, shattering everywhere and creating instant pandemonium in the room. People in the front row leaped from their seats and headed for the exit. Miriam began bashing her head into the speaker over and over."

"A deafening wave of feedback shot out and shook the chandelier. Those attempting to leave started to cover their ears and pick up their pace. Alan took the mic and walked over to two unsuspecting women on their way out and shrieked at the top of his lungs. One of the women screamed in surprise."