Status Updates From You Deserve Each Other

guys I’m restarting & trying again… wish me luck

“His laugh is chilling. “Yeah, why would it ever occur to you to give me anything? A token of affection? Of course you don’t think about that."

I am giving him something. Patience. It is a gift. I’m giving him a miracle in that I don’t launch myself onto his seat and throttle him”

"If Nicholas jumps ship now, Deborah will revert back to nagging him to procreate using the frozen, ten-year-old eggs of her friend from tennis, Abigail, who died a year ago and for whatever ungodly reason left her eggs to the Rose family. Heather, Nicholas’s sister, is to be the incubator for this abomination of a child.”
What the actual fuck did I just read.

yeah girl those are your enemies all right...

yeah, im reading it again and what about it!! i miss my gremlins