Status Updates From Breakfast of Champions

Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh I understand this is satire but 1. The repeated use of racial slurs by someone who has not been on the receiving end of them is not adding much to the story. 2. WHY ARE WE DESCRIBING PENISES SO FREQUENTLY IT DOESNT EVEN PERTAIN TO THE PLOT. ALSO, KURT, WHERE IS THE PLOT.

Before entering the office, he read one of the humorous advertisements Francine had put up on the wall to amuse people and remind them of something they so easily forgot: that you don't have to be serious all the time.
Here is the text of the sign Dwayne read:
You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it certainly helps.