Status Updates From iBauhaus: The iPhone as the...

"The iPhone is intended to be an object that, if it is your sole possession in rural Africa, is such a major enhancement to your life that you ostensibly need little more."
What about the extra infrastructure you need to make the iPhone work? Power, internet, phone signal? What is this even trying to communicate, why is it that Africa is synonymous with poorness in Weber's mind?

"He was also discussing—in detail and language that I think no one could possibly follow, with adverbs like "theosophically" and "iconographically" and "hermeneutically" and "interrelatedly"...."
Weber confirmed for illiterate

Unclear why we needed to take time away from the central thesis to write about how much Cezanne loved to paint apples. Unclear why any of this, really.

"Not that sheer functionalism is always a desirable choice. Huts in Africa are bare bones, but out of paucity of means, not because of a taste for lean aesthetics."
The fact that this book has been published is proof that god does not love us and does not want us to be happy.

Have you ever been so bad at your job that you accidentally imply that Rococo churches epitomize Bauhaus design? Nicholas Fox Weber has.

"Human beings have always been ambitious, but people were less brazen in previous eras."
This is a comedy

The way this man is literally incapable of writing about a woman's accomplishments without commenting on their physical appearances makes me want to key his car.

"The ideal of all manmade products, from the Gothic cathedral to a desk lamp, was, according to the philosophical values that guided the Bauhaus, the effective use of minimal means."
What is it like to live inside your funny little brains