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Wouter van Noort
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In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh...ha, ha. I didn't catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue?]
— 24 minutes ago
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Wouter van Noort
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Sadie here. Sorry for the delay, though I don't suppose you'd notice on a recording. My nimble-fingered brother dropped the microphone into a pit full of...oh, never mind. Back to the story.
— 10 hours, 44 min ago
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Wouter van Noort
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Okay, before I get to the demon fruit bats, I should back up. The night before we fled Luxor, I didn't get much sleep, first because of an out-of-body experience, then a run-in with Zia. [Stop smirking, Sadie. It wasn't a good run-in.]
— 22 hours, 4 min ago
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Wouter van Noort
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My turn. First of all, Sadie's "puppy dog" comment was totally out of line. I was not starry-eyed about Zia. It's just that I don't meet a lot of people who can throw fireballs and battle gods. [Stop making faces at me, Sadie. You look like Khufu.]
— May 07, 2026 05:28AM
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Wouter van Noort
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Right, I'm taking the microphone. There is no chance Carter would tell this part properly, as it's about Zia. [Shut up, Carter. You know it's true.]
— May 07, 2026 01:14AM
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