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Jen Heyer
is 80% done
a mention of a PERIOD in a ROMANCE BOOK?! LOVE
— Mar 28, 2026 08:27PM
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angela
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oop, that's quite a hook. if this doesn't convince you to read this, idk what will. 🫢
❝ My dick was languishing.
I'd learned that word recently. Languishing. Not depressed but not thriving. Just drifting along, one unsatisfied day melting into another.
And—before you get the wrong idea—this wasn't a performance issue. I performed beautifully. ❞
— Mar 28, 2026 03:29PM
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❝ My dick was languishing.
I'd learned that word recently. Languishing. Not depressed but not thriving. Just drifting along, one unsatisfied day melting into another.
And—before you get the wrong idea—this wasn't a performance issue. I performed beautifully. ❞
Nicole Jani
is 60% done
“We don't have much experience with asking each other questions. We don't talk, okay? We fight about nothing and have angry sex and say mean things instead of doing anything normal or healthy or professional.”
the book in summary.
— Mar 02, 2026 08:35PM
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the book in summary.
