Status Updates From My Underachieving Seatmate ...

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“Shocking insider secret! Shen Ge and the poor ghost are now cohabiting!”
Lou Xiao, who had just finished a training match, saw this message—he said nothing and replied to him: “Do you know what a shocking insider secret is?”
Wei Jiayu: “???
The former school tyrant gave an example. “If Lao He had gotten pregnant then, this would be a shocking insider secret.”

I can't 🤣

Qiao Shao talked about their truth or dare game, and Qiao Zongmin laughed. “You kids are too reserved. When I went to school, it was all strip dares.”
Qiao Shao said, “You guys were too indecent!”
Qiao Zongmin said, “And boys kissing boys? That’s nothing! We all kissed girls!”
Qiao Shao said: “Ours is a male dormitory!”
Qiao Zongmin: “Ours was too.”

Dad's wild years exposed!

“It’s very normal. They’re seatmates that simply couldn’t be any more normal!”
Lou Xiao looked at him. “You and your seatmate act all sticky day after day? Do you hold hands, ruffle each other’s hair and sleep on the same bed?”

Nothing to see here, move along.

“The password is 0101.”
Qiao Shao was speechless for a moment: “… Can you make your password any easier?”
He Shen asked him, “Doesn’t everybody use their birthdays as their passwords?”
The problem is that your birthday is too simple!
Whatever, Qiao Shao’s was 0202, so he didn’t have much of a right to speak either.

Hello pot, this is kettle.

Seeing this scene was even worse than just hearing it.
One was desperately tugging up his pants, for fear of having something done to him.
One was desperately pulling the other’s pants, absolutely wanting to do something.
If not for the cigarette between his fingers, Lou Da Ye would have already high tailed it out of there.

Poor MC only wanted to go to the toilet, but his hand was injured. 😂

After seeing bewildering group names like ‘He Gong/Lou Shou’, ‘Lou Gong/He Shou’, ‘He/Lou Both Gong’, He Shen had a lightbulb moment.

Let the shipping wars continue.

"It was a pity that the tighter the rubber band was stretched, the more painful when it breaks. If the father could no longer bear it, the consequences would only be even more tragic. Fortunately, at the other end of the rubber band was his son. As long as the son relaxes, the father relaxes."

If only all dad's were like him 😭😭