Status Updates From Un golpe brutal

His mom “belonged to a nondenominational congregation with a gay pastor.” The details are great

Que miedooooo.

Aunque Petty haya cometido un error, es mejor padre que la tipa que se hace llamar "mamá" de Sam.

La odio, la odio. ¿Ya he dicho que la odio?

No me le hagas eso a Tinafey 😭

"He thought about cleaning up the mess, but why, when the last part of his plan was burning down the house?"😧

"He’d crossed a line when he agreed to hold the money. He’d stepped out of the village and into the jungle, where every tree hid a tiger and where, if you weren’t smart enough or quick enough, you were going to get clawed, get bit, get eaten up."

“Satan dances in an empty pocket,”

"The cowboy dropped his pistols and stood, stunned, in the middle of the room. His hands rose like a lover’s to his chest, where three black holes suddenly gushed red."

"Someone was singing “Jingle Bell Rock.” The day after Thanksgiving, and the bullying had already begun. Christmas is coming, dumbsh*ts. Spend, spend, spend."😆