Status Updates From Handsome Death

Lido até cap 10. Mds ta muitoo difícil de terminar. Acho que vou abandonar

I feel like the name Siobhan shouldn’t be surprising to a European who’s lived as long as Ethan/Etienne

I’m suspicious about native advertising in some KU books

Does this author know the names of any countries in Africa?

What the fuck.

its like
good
but also kinda bad
but still kinda good

This is so wack. I am going to finish it only because I want to see the rest of buffoonery unfold.

Little slumpy slump just does not want to leave me the fuck alone. If she decieds to be generous I might just be able to finish is by the end of the month. Any tips are welcome. Help me!

Busy day so review will be done tomorrow.

Giving this one another chance, and to write a review.

All I can think is: Family. I have a family again. I didn’t realize how much I wanted one.

“I didn’t hear you complaining.”
“I was struck dumb by your dick.”

“Why does it matter, Ethan? An hour ago, you were going to break up with me.”
“And then I killed three vampires to keep you safe!”
“Mixed messages!” he shouts, tugging his hair.