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Kyle Archie Knight
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Just so good I’ll always happily reread / relisten
— Jun 05, 2025 10:02PM
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Chelsea
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I'll set the scene.. 2 people are flirting in front of you so you feel uncomfortable... So this internal monologue happens...
"it made me want to do something impulsive.. First I would skull the beer, then I'd pour it all over my shoe, afterwards I'd eat the shoe, and then start licking my toes" 🤢🤢🤢
DEAR LORD WOT DA FUQ??? Is this meant to be funny? what's goin on? I wannaaa goooo homeeee
— Apr 17, 2024 05:30PM
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"it made me want to do something impulsive.. First I would skull the beer, then I'd pour it all over my shoe, afterwards I'd eat the shoe, and then start licking my toes" 🤢🤢🤢
DEAR LORD WOT DA FUQ??? Is this meant to be funny? what's goin on? I wannaaa goooo homeeee
