Status Updates From Beyond The Moon

last note

the author making the mmc mentally describe the fmcs genitals and compare it to MUSSELS

bitch

stop

yeah it’s more and more likely i’ll come back to this later to put it on my utter shit shelf

i’m prob going to hate it the more i ponder on it

bleh

luckily

this is one of those reads where i just know my brain will easily forget in a few hours

i never want to read this again
let alone anything bu this author

i could not care less and you prob couldn’t pay me to

i’m rating this one star
might have trouble tagging it all
i’m not putting it on my utter shit shelf
yet
but i may change my mind later

i did not enjoy this.

i can’t even think of one scene i actually enjoyed
nothing stood out
none of it was captivating to me as a reader

if i had to choose
it was whats her face
the modern day woman at the asylum
the crazy one that knew about the past and killed enema
which is a horrendous name.

sooo

i ended up reading most of that

i still skimmed and skipped A LOT
mainly the scenes where they were separated
all the hospital stuff
the war stuff
🥱

did i buy into their love
their relationship
no not really

i barely tolerated the journey to get there at the end

christ this was a bore
but somehow i got through

mainly though
this was a fucking disappointment to read

so yeah
the reviews for this book weren’t promising

but in other good news
now that in assured by many that this is a shit book

i feel justified in this being a dnf

ive had a full handful of these lately
and doing good with not giving a fuck

i continue to refuse to force myself to slog through shit writing

chapter three

i skimmed this far and i’d already wanted to dnf early on in the first chapter

christ this is going to be a chore to read

i hate this style of storytelling
boring as hell.

i’m about to try to find some spoilery reviews
anything but chapter page skim reading or skipping to the end

i gave you two whole chapters to hook me but all you did was bore me to tears
ugh