Status Updates From Men in Kilts

Bought it used, to read in the bath tub (can’t read library books there) and wasn’t horribly impressed. She is an author, but is so overwhelmed by hot he is to speak? His adult son calls her a slut? Although his father is a divorced man that has been divorced since his teens? No thanks.

phrases they’ve used for sex:
slap and tickle
mump cuddle
how’s-yer-father