Status Updates From Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz

I’m happy that everyone still admonishes Eureka for attempted murder. Dorothy is wayyy too quick to forgive.

So lemme get this straight, Dorothy sees her aunt and uncle MOURNING HER APPARENT DEATH, and still waits another day to return home? How cruel.

And Zeb’s family… doesn’t mourn him at all? They’re just like “well, what’d’ya know? Zeb and Jim didn’t die after all! How nice!” XD

Why are we acting like the piglets can no longer talk? Why didn’t the lost one call out for help? Why didn’t the substitute one object to being used to give freedom to its sibling’s supposed murderer?

“If your thoughts were any good they wouldn’t become confused.” “Your manner is a trial to us all.” “He has no mind to see with.” Roasting the Woggle-Bug is what this book’s been missing! XD

Why can’t Ozma make friends with Jellia? Because she’s a servant? What makes Dorothy so special?

The resolution of the this better be that the piglet isn’t actually dead, because if this book just has CASUAL PIG MURDER I’m gonna be pissed. I want to like Eureka and it’ll be hard if she ACTUALLY ate one of the piglets. But if Eureka didn’t eat the piglet, then it’s weird she’s not trying to deny it.