Status Updates From The Hollow Places

Oooo...weird. Just how I like me some T. Kingfisher stories!

“honey, you’re too young to need a cane!”
“that’s not what the guy with the baseball bat thought.”
LMAOOO im stealing that for the next ableist old person that pisses me off

if u want alcohol poisoning, take a shot everytime they compare the other world to narnia. i wish i had kept a count earlier on cause it must’ve happened at least 20 times now🙄. i can excuse once or twice, but at some point it feels like you can’t even make your own world stand out enough on its own so you have to constantly equate it to smthn ppl are already familiar with. feels very lazy

The choices of the protagonists are frustrating me so much

this mc is so millennial it’s physically painful. i keep waiting for her to do a *looks directly at camera* “um yeah. so that just happened”