Status Updates From Straight On Till Morning

It’s getting worse. The writing is very purple. The author tries INCREDIBLY hard to be different and deep, making her writing feel lame and unenjoyable. It’s like trying to use a piece of wet cardboard as a plate.

I have been so excited to read this book and I’m already not enjoying it on the first page. The punctuation is an issue but describing Tinker Bell like this is a crime.

“The boy spoke to what appeared to be little more than a golden light that bobbed and sparkled and tinkled like bells.”

Don’t piss me off. Like actually you have to be kidding.