Status Updates From The Shrike & The Shadows (T...

enjoying this so far

YEY the bitch is dead! Took long enough! I've had it of this whore of a man. I no longer have to suffer with his incosiderate, ungrateful, stupid ass mf fucking BOY.

THE STRIKE HAS HANS. OMG SLAY. Also where the fuck did the Barin and Greta thing come from? Like jesus finally something other than Hans being a fucking manwhore. I hope this bitch stays dead...

Someone better kill of Hans from fucking Frozen or else imma do it myself. This bitch is the most ungrateful bitchass ever. He's like those teenagers who say "you don't understand my parents are divorced!" Then you just gotta sit there in 19+ years of trauma and just nod cause even though they're valid, they're being a little fuckwad and should have been smacced.

The girlie pop just stepped between the two men and told them to stop this has to be brought down a star ISTG. It's at 3 right now...

bruh...

If gaslighting as a book. Also, I hope every religious figure dies in this book. Never the least they're pretty hateable and accurate.

I need to stop picking scary books because then I can’t read them at night 🥲

Hans: I will NEVER fall for the evil witch’s ways.
~ that night ~
The witch: 👱🏻‍♀️ 😘🔴👅🔴Haaaans 🎶
Hans: 👁👄👁 on second thought-

I don't know what's going on. I think I'm going to have to DNF this one. I'm really sad. I had high hopes for this book. It started off with action, fantasy, and a reason to start a gruesome adventure. It has now become a book about a girl who moons over a stranger, whom she instantly fell in love with. I mean instantly, they've know each other for less than 24 hours and she's already crying over maybe losing him.

I'm a little confused. This started as a fantasy horror novel and at the 50% mark it has all of a sudden turned into an insta-romance novel. I'm not sure how I feel about Greta, who I considered to be the logical twin, turning into a lovey dovey, can't seem to find a brain because so much beauty is in front of her, girl.

Okay I can't read this at night. It's too graphic and creepy. So I'm going to read this during the day and try and read a romance or something fun at night