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‘I have to say, it was pretty nice having langar in the temple that day though. I didn’t realize how much I missed home-cooked dal and roti.’
‘I missed it too,’ Nikki admitted. ‘Weirdly enough, I never cared for dal when I lived at home. I know if I called my mum to ask her how to cook it, she’d try to use her dal to lure me home. I thought, how hard can it be? I bought some lentils in the supermarket...' 😋

“Use ghee to grease things up down there.” 📝

"In traditional Indian morality tales, wayward children were the primary cause of heart conditions, cancerous lumps, hair loss and other ailments in their aggrieved parents." 😬