Status Updates From Legends of the Ferengi

this book really gets quark's "voice" so accurate, like i feel like quark himself is recounting these tales to me, which i deeply appreciate as a quarklover myself<3 oh also i liked the part where quark insinuates he's gonna bang someone else's gf. love to see that! (pg57)

the picture of quark on page 5 was so cute i almost threw up irl... quark give me a chance, just one chance please i'll pay you for one single date (/silly)